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aSK TEAM CHARGE IS, uH, rUN BY US, wHICH i GUESS, iS OBVIOUS BUT, aLSO BY, tHIS PERSON,
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s0metimes its better just t0 have g00d friends ar0und
cheers t0 g00d friends 0n flushed quadrant appreciati0n day!
theyre 0k
s0metimes
i guess
The Yes Dance
i think it g0es yes yes yes 
i THINK THAT, sOME PEOPLE MIGHT FORGET IF, uH, eXPLETIVE, tHEY DON’T HAVE UH, wORDS,
sO HERE IS SOME WORDS THAT, yOU CAN REMEMBER,
wORK, bEAT, fIERCE, sOUND, 
tHOSE ARE ALL, rEALLY CONFIDENT WORDS,
lets d0 the “pr0nged eating untensil in the waste pr0cessing device”
ding ding ding 
wHAT A STRANGE HUMAN DANCE RITUAL,
IT MUST BE IN PUBLIC.
YOU SAID SO
YOU SAID IT NEEDED TO BE IN PUBLIC, AND IT WILL BE NOW SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW WHO MESSES UP FIRST, AND IT WON’T BE ME. SUFFER EGBERT
LET ME RESPOND WITH ONE QUESTION YOU AWFUL EXCUSE FOR A CREATION.
HOW DO I?
no! no, don’t sing it without me!!! i can’t-
wait.
wait, what’s…?
yeah!!
yeah, look at that! my fellow humans, united as one to back their fellow man against the opposing alien forces!
yes! i think we all know what has to be done, mankind! we must combine our strength!
and help me keep a watchful eye on this dastardly creature!
((OOC: this is really our pesterchum names guys, feel free to pick a side and try and get us to break >:D ))
BRING IT, EGBERT
[jump into it if everyone feels like they think they can break either of the two, those are the john and karkat pesterchums we use. LOL. GO GO GO]
(( Aradia is not involved in this detour. :( Tavros Gaiden! ))
— adiosToreador [AT] began trolling eternallyBefuddled [EB] at 01:28 —
AT: hEY, hUMAN jOHN,
AT: aRE YOU READY, tO GET TROLLLLLLLLLLLLLED,
EB: oh, hi!
EB: um, yeah! i’m totally ready for anything you trolls have! haha.
EB: i just made it through the final scene of con air without breaking!
EB: i can take anything!
dave told us about the earth holiday halloween
wE ALSO FOUND OUT THAT, uH, tHERE IS A HUMAN hARRISON fORD, jUST LIKE THERE’S UH, a TROLL hARRISON fORD,
so we decided to dress up as troll solo and his comrade grubacca for earth halloween and watch human star wars
i DON’T THINK THAT, hUMAN sTAR wARS, cOULD EVER BE AS GOOD AS, uH, bOY ON A DESERT PLANET IN SPACE, wHO UPON THE MURDER OF HIS LUSUS, eXPLORES THE GALAXY IN A MANNER ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS WITH NO RELEVANCE TO REAL LIFE WHATSOEVER, eNCOUNTERING SEVERAL VAGABONDS WHO ARE WANTED BY sUBJUGGULATORS AND ARE REGARDED IN A WAY BORDERING ON THE SYMPATHETIC, wHO SAVE THE FUTURE EMPRESS AFTER BLOWING UP A PLANET, tHE EMPRESS AND THE VAGABOND ENGAGE IN A KISMESITUDE WHILE SHE ENGAGES IN A FLUSHED ROMANCE WITH THE BOY HERO IN QUESTION, iN WHICH THERE ARE TWO ON-SCREEN EXPLOSIONS, aND SEVENTY MOMENTS WHICH MIGHT BE INTERPRETED AS HUMOUROUS,
they c0uld at least try to make it believable
y0ud think that humans didn’t know the first thing ab0ut space travel
dude we dont
then why would the game even try t0 blow up y0ur universe at all
you c0uldnt even figure out extrastellar travel
y0u hardly pose a threat t0 anything
fuck captor if you cant shut the fuck up you should just get out
im trying to get a good look at leias hair tits shes got hanging off the side of her face
theyre like cinnamon buns or something
(next year well watch when a psychopathic gentleman who enjoys the company of grubs begins invading the dreams of trolls at the peak of sexual maturity in order to murder them all in various creative ways in a streak of vengeance against his premature death at the hands of the lusii of the children in question)
